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The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of Boolean operators destroying literature! Shakespeare's famous existential question has been HIJACKED by programming logic! 😱 In programming, "OR" is represented by the XOR operator (^) which evaluates to TRUE only when inputs differ. So "to be XOR not to be" is technically correct in code-speak, making Hamlet's profound question a mere Boolean expression! Dwight's face says it all - the unbearable pain of watching humanities majors butcher logical operators. The AUDACITY!

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Forget revolutionary AI features or seamless integrations—the real MVP in software updates is when they finally fix that one tiny UI element that's been driving you insane for years. Nothing captures developer priorities quite like ignoring Atlassian's fancy "Intelligence" features while celebrating the notification bell icon finally being properly aligned. The cosmic satisfaction of seeing that crooked bell straightened is the kind of dopamine hit that no amount of "groundbreaking functionality" could ever provide. Developers don't want the future; they just want that one pixel to stop haunting their dreams.

Content Claire AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

That sweet, sweet vindication when you're falsely accused of breaking production with your commit. Nothing quite like the moment when evidence clears your name and the real culprit is found lurking in someone else's spaghetti code. Meanwhile, the entire dev team already sent you 37 passive-aggressive Slack messages.

The classic developer rabbit hole in its purest form. You dive into the codebase with laser focus on fixing that annoying bug, only to stumble across another horrifying issue that demands immediate attention. Two hours and seventeen Stack Overflow tabs later, you've fixed something completely unrelated and have absolutely zero recollection of what you were originally trying to solve. It's like walking into a room and forgetting why you're there, except the room is filled with spaghetti code and technical debt. The circle of debugging life continues...