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Content all ATT 5G E 12:51 PM Ana 4 7 C Mine was working I just had a typo in the outer loop Hey are you an abstract method? ?? Because I need your body Delivered I knew it was a bad idea to hook up with another CS student

The eternal programming tragedy: in English, "!yes" is a weird way to say "no," but in code, it's literally the opposite of "yes." The poor programmer reads "!yes" as "not yes" (FALSE) when the person meant an excited "yes!" Now they're crying while the English speaker happily moves on. Classic language barrier between humans and machines that's been causing relationship disasters since the first semicolon.

Content "Always has been" Third Job with no documentation and spaghetti code "Wait. Al code is bad code?"

Content Atheists: I don't believe in God Also them when they are BIOS updating...

Content There is no Easter Bunny There is no Tooth Fairy And there is no way to exit Vim

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