There's Tons Of Code

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There's Tons Of Code

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Marketing vs. Reality: The eternal tech industry cycle. First they sold us "serverless" computing, claiming we wouldn't need servers anymore. Surprise! It's still running on servers, just someone else's. Then came "no code" solutions promising to eliminate programming. Plot twist: underneath those drag-and-drop interfaces lurks an unholy amount of code someone else wrote. The face-palm is the universal developer response to buzzwords that promise to eliminate complexity while just relocating it.

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