The Header Should Include Interface Only

Whoever made this deserves a promotion and a pay cut simultaneously. It's a visual pun on programming control structures that's painfully accurate: The top left shows a bunch of Ethernet cables daisy-chained together - just like how if/else if/else if/else chains create a messy sequence of conditions. The top right is an actual USB switch - a perfect representation of a switch statement that elegantly handles multiple cases. And that power strip at the bottom? It's looped back on itself, creating an infinite power loop - exactly what happens with while(true) - an infinite loop that will keep running until your CPU begs for mercy or someone trips over the cord. I've written this bug at least 17 times in my career. My CPU still hasn't forgiven me.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this C programmer flexing their ability to write "Hello World" without including the standard I/O library! 😱 For the uninitiated peasants: in C programming, #include <stdio.h> is basically THE library you need to do basic input/output operations like printing text. Writing code without it is like showing up to a gunfight with a homemade slingshot that YOU BUILT FROM SCRATCH. The other fish is just DESTROYED by this flex. Absolutely annihilated. This is the programming equivalent of someone casually mentioning they climbed Everest "on their lunch break." Pure savagery in the C programming world!

Want to watch a developer lose their mind? Skip the obvious semicolon swap and go straight for psychological warfare. Adding #define public private to system headers is the programming equivalent of putting sugar in someone's gas tank. You're not just breaking their code—you're breaking their spirit . It'll compile fine but cause absolute chaos at runtime, leading to days of debugging hell while they question their sanity, their career choices, and possibly the fabric of reality itself.

The classic tale of preprocessor pain! Our poor green frog friend discovers the horrors of working with a client who doesn't understand the critical difference between #pragma once and #ifndef header guards. The dev goes through the proper steps: asking about header guard preferences, explaining duplication errors with a detailed diagram (like the absolute C++ nerd they are), only to discover the client was clueless the whole time. The punchline? "It's pragma once" - meaning the client picked a solution without understanding the problem. This is the programming equivalent of explaining quantum physics to someone who then says "atoms are small, got it!"

Ah, the classic programmer identity crisis. Someone asked for the most useful programming languages for 2025 and got Swift, C++, Go, and JavaScript mixed in with French, Japanese, Arabic, and German. Guess the algorithm can't tell the difference between talking to computers and talking to humans. Probably trained on Stack Overflow comments where both are equally incomprehensible. At least they didn't recommend COBOL - that would've been a real sign of AI hallucination.

Ah, the eternal Rust evangelism strike force and their undying optimism! The meme shows the slow descent into madness of someone waiting for C/C++ to finally die off. Starting in 2015: "Any day now!" By 2018: "Hmm, checking my watch, should be happening soon..." 2022: "I'll just lie down here in this field of broken promises." And finally 2025: "Just bury me with my memory-safe abstractions." Meanwhile, C++ is still running literally everything important in the world. Sorry Rustaceans, those 40-year-old codebases aren't rewriting themselves—no matter how many times you mention "fearless concurrency" at the company holiday party.