Reading Code I Wrote Years Ago

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Content Saying Java is Good Because it works on all Operating System is like saying Anal Sex is good because it works on all SPECIES

Content Congratulation on a new job as a DevOps engineer That was hard The hardest part is still in the future So tell me, what do you do for a living?

When your non-tech spouse thinks Googling C++ solutions is "cheating" while you're over here with 47 Stack Overflow tabs open at work. Welcome to programming in the real world, where we don't memorize pointer syntax—we just copy it from the internet like functioning adults. Should someone tell her that's literally the job description?

That moment when you're thrown into maintaining legacy code and discover it's a minefield of undocumented edge cases waiting to explode. The look of pure existential terror says it all—you've entered the code equivalent of deep space, where no one can hear you scream about missing null checks and mysterious conditional logic that somehow keeps the whole system from imploding. The brave soul's final transmission before being consumed by the void of technical debt.

The pedantic programmer strikes again! While normal people casually say "age is just a number," the developer in the room can't help but interrupt with their technically correct but socially oblivious correction. In most programming languages, age would indeed be stored as a string when input from a form before conversion—a fact absolutely nobody asked for or needed to know at that moment. It's the coding equivalent of responding "actually, it's spelled 'you're'" to someone pouring their heart out in a text message.