Reading Code I Wrote Years Ago

Coding something and understanding it for exactly 2.7 seconds before it becomes an indecipherable mess? That's the universal developer experience. You write some brilliant hack at 2AM, feeling like a genius, only to return later wondering if your cat actually wrote it while walking across your keyboard. The worst part? That code somehow runs perfectly in production, and you're now terrified to touch it because it's held together by digital duct tape and prayers. Documentation? That would've been a great idea... yesterday.

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The ultimate developer revenge: a time bomb disguised as a comment. This magnificent bastard redefined the concept of "true" to randomly return false 90% of the time. Imagine the chaos when random boolean checks suddenly start failing in production with no logical explanation. The perfect crime - no git blame will save them now. This is why code reviews exist, people. And why you should always pay your developers fairly and give them proper notice periods.

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