Reading Code I Wrote Years Ago

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of a perfectly functioning offline program suddenly demanding internet permissions! Like, excuse me?! I was PERFECTLY HAPPY using you without the internet, and now you're standing at my firewall like some digital door-to-door salesman?! 💀 It's the digital equivalent of buying a toaster that worked fine for years, then one morning it refuses to toast until you let it call Switzerland. NOT TODAY, SUSPICIOUS EXECUTABLE! My firewall is channeling its inner Gandalf, staff raised high, ready to defend the realm of my computer from your sneaky connection attempts!

The AUDACITY of unit tests to fail when you wrote them yourself! 💀 It's like creating your own personal assassin who then turns around and stabs you in the back. You literally MADE these tests, and they have the NERVE to expose your broken code like some sort of digital betrayal. The sheer disrespect! Like, honey, I wrote you from scratch - you should be loyal to ME, not to some abstract concept of "correct functionality." The ultimate toxic relationship in software development - you can't live with them, can't ship without them!

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