Pushing GitHub project to cloud without PC and Internet

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That bittersweet moment when your senior dev raises a champagne toast to retirement while you're sitting in the flames of legacy code hell. Nothing says "congratulations" quite like inheriting 20,000+ search results across thousands of files with zero documentation. The classic knowledge transfer plan: "It's all in the codebase somewhere, good luck!" Just imagine the commit messages from 1992: "temporary fix, will refactor later" and "don't touch this part, it works but I don't know why."

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute CIRCUS of modern tech work! 🤡 You've got all the skills, equipment, and internet connection to code from the comfort of your home, but NOOOOO! Some micromanaging dinosaur decides your productivity is directly proportional to how miserable your commute is! So here you are, dressed for the part you're forced to play in this corporate carnival, silently screaming inside while typing the EXACT SAME CODE you could've written in your pajamas! The rainbow wig really brings out the absurdity of sitting in a cubicle doing a job that literally requires nothing but a laptop and functioning brain cells. Pure. Comedy. TRAGEDY. 💀

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