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Forget money and status—the true rush of power comes from swooping in like a coding superhero and fixing someone else's broken code. Nothing says "I am superior" quite like finding that missing semicolon they spent three hours looking for. The psychological high of saying "Oh, it was just a simple logic error" while they stare at you in awe is better than any promotion. You're not just fixing code; you're establishing dominance in the most passive-aggressive way possible. It's basically the programmer equivalent of marking your territory.

The version control rebellion we didn't know we needed. Some poor, rule-abiding developer is having an existential crisis while their chad colleague is out here revolutionizing music production with git commit -m "added a new bassline" . Who said Git was just for tracking code changes? This absolute madlad is treating his music tracks like feature branches. Next up: merging that sick drum solo without any conflicts. The purists can cry all they want, but version-controlled beats might just be the future of music production.

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