public static void GenerateFunnyTitle()

First frame: Raging at a linter suggestion to replace new String().getClass() with String.class because "nobody writes code like this." Second frame: Complete attitude reversal after hearing why the rule exists, suddenly claiming to have "seen such things 11 times, as a matter of fact." The duality of developers: loudly rejecting best practices until the moment they realize they've been writing garbage code their entire career. Then suddenly they were the code quality champion all along! The mental gymnastics deserve an Olympic gold medal.

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OH. MY. GOD. Someone actually submitted ASCII art of a cute anime character to THE LINUX KERNEL?! 💀 The absolute AUDACITY to claim this "adds more consumerism to improve the experience" while trying to sneak a Labubu into the sacred syscall code! As if Linus Torvalds would ever merge this! The kernel - the LITERAL BEATING HEART of Linux - is now supposed to have kawaii anime art?! I can't even! Somewhere, a UNIX beard is spontaneously combusting right now. Next thing you know, we'll be replacing error messages with uwu speak and kernel panics with sad emojis!