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The eternal Linux distribution war rages on! Hardcore Linux purists are losing their minds watching Ubuntu—the "normie" distro—continue to dominate despite Arch and Gentoo existing. It's like watching people choose a pre-built IKEA desk when they could be cutting down their own trees and milling their own lumber. Sure, Ubuntu might be the McDonald's of Linux, but guess what? Sometimes people just want their OS to work without compiling their own kernel or reading 47 wiki pages. The horror!

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Someone suggests studying the correlation between kids who started on Mac vs Windows and their problem-solving skills. A user replies they installed Linux at age 12, to which the original poster responds "Autistic children will be discluded from the study for skewing results." The Linux community's self-burn is so radioactive it would trigger a SCRAM at a nuclear plant. Nothing says "I'm technically superior and socially challenged" quite like bragging about compiling your own kernel before puberty.

Regular developers measure performance in milliseconds or microseconds because that's what modern tools show them. Meanwhile, the true optimization psychopaths are counting individual CPU clock cycles like it's 1982. They're the ones rewriting entire functions in assembly just to save 3 cycles in a loop that runs twice a day. The difference between "fast enough" and "I need to know exactly how many nanoseconds each instruction takes."

Someone at Microsoft thought writing C code in PowerShell was a brilliant idea. That's like trying to perform brain surgery with a pizza cutter. The tab literally says "PowerShell" but they're writing C code with main() and argc/argv parameters—the terminal equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. Microsoft finally upgrading the default terminal while developers everywhere scream internally at whoever created this promo image. Ten bucks says the person who made this screenshot has "proficient in C++" on their resume but thinks pointers are what you use to click things.

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