Digital Detox: Unexpected Side Effects

email Work-life balance Job security Productivity Corporate culture Notifications Communication Fired Digital detox

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Digital Detox: Unexpected Side Effects

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The classic bait-and-switch of workplace expectations! That blissful moment when you decide to implement a "healthy email boundary" only to discover your company had a slightly different interpretation of work-life balance. The parenthetical "(I got fired)" hits with the precision of a production bug that only manifests after deployment to 10,000 users. It's the digital equivalent of ignoring your AWS billing alerts until your credit card spontaneously combusts.

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