Digital Detox: Unexpected Side Effects

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Ah yes, because nothing screams "realistic hacking" quite like Hollywood's fever dream of someone furiously mashing keys at 300 WPM while breaking into the Pentagon. Since 2026 (yes, the FUTURE), AI apparently got so good that it reminds us of those glorious 90s movie hackers who could infiltrate NASA in 45 seconds with nothing but dramatic lighting and aggressive typing. The guy in the pic looks like he's having a full-body experience just opening VS Code. Meanwhile, us mere mortals spend 4 hours debugging why our CSS won't center a div. The "insane skills, speed and motivation" is really just autocomplete doing 99% of the work while we pretend we're Neo from The Matrix.

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