Digital Detox: Unexpected Side Effects

Frontend: Beautiful sunny meadow, parent playfully lifting child, everything is perfect and serene. Backend: LITERAL APOCALYPSE. Same parent, same child, but now there's explosions, destruction, and the parent has transformed into a sleep-deprived monster just trying to keep everything from collapsing. When companies advertise "fullstack developer," they really mean "we want you to make pretty buttons AND prevent our entire infrastructure from imploding simultaneously." It's like asking someone to be both a wedding photographer and a bomb disposal technician. Sure, technically possible, but one job involves making things look nice and the other involves screaming internally while cutting wires.

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Ah, the ultrawide monitor—the only technology capable of displaying a Java class name without horizontal scrolling. Because nothing says "I'm an efficient programmer" like needing NASA-grade screen real estate just to read AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean without eye strain. Java developers don't need coffee to stay awake—they just read their own class names out loud and the existential crisis keeps them alert for days. That monitor isn't a luxury, it's survival equipment .

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