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The code is literally importing a module called wtf_am_i_doing with a goto statement in Python. That's the programming equivalent of bringing a chainsaw to perform surgery. Python deliberately avoided including goto because it's considered harmful to code structure - yet someone created an entire package to reintroduce this programming sin. And then used it to create spaghetti code that jumps around like a caffeinated squirrel. The execution flow is completely unhinged - we start at main() , jump to 'start' , print a message, jump to 'middle' , print another message, then jump to 'end' . It's like watching someone solve a maze by tunneling through the walls instead of following the path. The worst part? It actually works. This is the kind of code that makes senior developers wake up screaming at night.

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