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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Defense Memes

Posts tagged with Defense

Principles For Sale: Defense Contractor Edition

Programming Security
1 year ago 348.6K views 0 shares
Principles For Sale: Defense Contractor Edition
Ah, the classic moral dilemma of tech careers! Top panel: struggling CompSci grad living in darkness, probably surviving on ramen and despair. Bottom panel: the same person transformed into a glorious angel warrior once defense contractors like Lockheed Martin, Boeing, and Rheinmetall slide into their DMs. Nothing says "I've compromised my youthful idealism" quite like going from "I want to change the world with code" to "I'll help build systems that make things go boom for the right salary package." Principles are just luxury items you sell when rent is due!

Who Do You Trust With National Security?

Security AI Programming Devops
1 year ago 485.4K views 0 shares
Who Do You Trust With National Security?
Foreign intelligence agencies are having their easiest day ever. Nothing says "career suicide" quite like uploading Department of Defense codebase to a random AI app with a blue whale logo. The intern's about to learn why security clearances exist and why "helpful" free apps are sometimes just fancy honeypots. Next week's headline: "Former intern seeks asylum in country with no extradition treaty."

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