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Whoever invented timezones has a special place reserved in developer hell. Nothing breaks your soul quite like debugging why your app works perfectly in California but crashes in Tokyo at exactly 3PM. I've spent entire sprints fixing date-related bugs only to have some PM go "but what about daylight savings?" and watch my will to live evaporate. If I could time travel, I wouldn't kill Hitler - I'd find the timezone inventor and show them my git blame history.

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OH. MY. GATES. The security team just had a collective meltdown! Some hardware genius decided to implement an OR gate using ACTUAL PADLOCKS! If one key works, the whole thing opens! It's like writing code with 50 "return true" statements and wondering why your authentication keeps failing! 🔒 This masterpiece of "physical computing" is what happens when someone takes "hardware implementation" WAY too literally. The compression is *chef's kiss* - absolutely terrible! Security through obscurity has never been so rusty and beautiful!

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The four stages of developer evolution, beautifully depicted as increasingly unhinged clown makeup: Stage 1: The innocent belief your code is "good and understandable" because your colleagues said so. Bless your heart. Stage 2: The realization that clean code belongs in textbooks, not production. In the real world, that pristine architecture just slows down delivery. Stage 3: The existential crisis when you discover those elegant abstractions you spent weeks on are worthless after the first requirement change. Stage 4: The final form - admitting you never formally studied programming while your codebase burns in the background. Yet somehow, the system still runs. And that's how we all end up maintaining legacy code written by circus performers.