Please Tell My Engineering Director

Technical debt Software development Software architecture Programming wisdom Engineering culture Overengineering Complexity Design patterns Abstraction Simplicity

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Please Tell My Engineering Director

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The eternal quest for software enlightenment ends with a splash of cold reality. After 15 years of searching, our intrepid developer discovers the sacred "Scroll of Truth" only to chuck it back into the abyss when faced with the uncomfortable revelation that "adding another layer of abstraction does not solve every problem."

Somewhere, a senior architect is furiously drawing another UML diagram to prove this wrong while three new JavaScript frameworks were created during the time it took you to read this.

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