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Good Devs Are Expensive Until Disaster Strikes
Devops Agile Programming Debugging Testing
19 hours ago 52.6K views 0 shares
Good Devs Are Expensive Until Disaster Strikes
The financial calculus of software development hits different at 3 AM when your servers are burning. That $150/hour senior dev you rejected? Suddenly looks like a bargain when compared to the $50,000/minute revenue loss from your payment system being down. The technical debt collector always shows up at the worst possible time, and unlike regular debt collectors, this one charges compound interest in the form of your engineering team's sanity and your customers' trust. Pro tip: The cost of prevention is always cheaper than the cost of the cure.

Tech Debt Productivity Multiplier
Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing
3 days ago 59.1K views 0 shares
Tech Debt Productivity Multiplier
The productivity multiplier we never asked for! Two engineers casually "vibe coding" together can now generate enough technical debt to keep an entire engineering department busy for months. It's that magical moment when someone says "let's just ship it and fix it later" and suddenly your codebase has more workarounds than actual features. The best part? Those two engineers have probably moved on to a new project by the time anyone discovers their architectural masterpiece of duct tape and prayers. Efficiency at its finest!

Please Tell My Engineering Director
Programming Javascript Frontend Backend
10 days ago 60.3K views 0 shares
Please Tell My Engineering Director
The eternal quest for software enlightenment ends with a splash of cold reality. After 15 years of searching, our intrepid developer discovers the sacred "Scroll of Truth" only to chuck it back into the abyss when faced with the uncomfortable revelation that "adding another layer of abstraction does not solve every problem." Somewhere, a senior architect is furiously drawing another UML diagram to prove this wrong while three new JavaScript frameworks were created during the time it took you to read this.

The Real Reason We Use CI
Devops Agile Git Programming Testing
13 days ago 63.1K views 0 shares
The Real Reason We Use CI
Nobody tells you the truth in engineering school. We don't implement CI/CD because it's "industry best practice" or because some architecture astronaut said so. We do it for that sweet, sweet dopamine hit when all the build checks turn green. It's basically developer cocaine. The satisfaction of seeing five successful builds in a row might be the only thing keeping some of us from switching to careers in gardening.

There You Go
AI Devops Programming
1 month ago 117.7K views 2 shares
There You Go
Oh snap! The perfect visual representation of our industry right now! 😂 On one side, you've got the seasoned devs who understand that software development is a complex beast involving architecture, testing, documentation, and dealing with legacy code nightmares. Meanwhile, the AI hype train is doing cartwheels and backflips, stealing all the attention with its flashy promises! The contrast between the serious faces of experienced developers and the over-the-top AI spectacle is EXACTLY what's happening in every tech company meeting these days. The veterans are just sitting there like "Here we go again with another tech fad..." while management can't take their eyes off the shiny new toy!