Please Be Gentle

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5 months ago 327,760 views 1 shares

Please Be Gentle

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CARNAGE of code reviews! 💀 Four people MERCILESSLY beating the life out of the fifth with their "suggestions" and "best practices." Meanwhile, that poor developer is just CRAWLING on the ground, begging for mercy after submitting what they thought was perfectly acceptable code! The psychological TRAUMA of seeing your precious if-else statements get absolutely DEMOLISHED by Karen from backend who just HAS to point out that you could've used a switch statement instead. THE HORROR!

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