Organ Subroutines

Technical debt Imposter syndrome Software architecture Code quality Clean code Functional programming Object-oriented Inheritance Adulting

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Organ Subroutines

functional-programming-memes, object-oriented-memes, debugging-memes, code-quality-memes, clean-code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Just like my code, I present a clean interface to the world while hiding the absolute chaos underneath. My organs might claim to be "functional" adults, but peek inside and you'll find a jumbled mess of objects with no documentation and questionable inheritance patterns. The cat's face is basically my expression when someone asks if my codebase follows SOLID principles.

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