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When artists romanticize their creative process with "you inspired this masterpiece," developers immortalize their crushes in the most practical way possible: branch names. Nothing says "I'm thinking about you" quite like typing git checkout feature/sarah-login-fix forty times a day. The real power move? When that branch gets merged into main and becomes part of the production codebase forever. Your crush's name is now in the git history for eternity, timestamped and commit-hashed. Way more permanent than a song that might get lost in someone's Spotify library. And that Reddit comment warning about Rebecca Purple? Yeah, that's a real CSS color ( #663399 ) named after Rebecca Alison Meyer, daughter of CSS expert Eric Meyer, who passed away at age six. So naming conventions can get... unexpectedly emotional. Maybe stick to feature names instead.

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Social etiquette has rules: don't ask women their age or men their salary. But the REAL taboo? Asking developers to explain their commit messages. "Fixed stuff" could mean anything from a minor CSS tweak to preventing the entire codebase from imploding. "Minor changes" might have rewritten the authentication system. And that cryptic "WIP" from 2019? It's now load-bearing code nobody dares to touch. The commit history is less documentation and more of a psychological thriller where "refactoring" is code for "I broke everything and fixed it before anyone noticed."

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