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When your code is held together by a cascade of else if statements that somehow manage to keep the entire structure from collapsing. Sure, it's a nightmare to maintain, and any slight change might bring the whole thing crashing down, but hey—it passed QA! This is basically the architectural equivalent of saying "I'll fix it in production" while crossing your fingers behind your back. The building inspector would definitely give this code a 418: I'm a teapot, because this logic shouldn't be serving anything.

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The eternal struggle of code quality in one WhatsApp chat. Someone shares a jar of tomato sauce, and when asked "Why?", they deliver the perfect punchline: "For your spaghetti code." Because nothing complements tangled, messy, impossible-to-follow code like a good marinara. Next time your colleague submits a PR that looks like it was written during a fever dream, just silently send them this image instead of a code review.

Content RUN C:S Type a simple command into the console Press up key dozens of times until you find it.

Content Do not repeat the same error in your code over and over again. Create a function with it and call whenever you need. Proarammerhumo

BEHOLD! The rarest of all developer achievements - actually cleaning one's PC! 💅 The absolute AUDACITY of this frog gentleman to wait FOUR ENTIRE YEARS before removing the ancient dust civilizations thriving inside his machine! Meanwhile, my cooling fans have been screaming like they're auditioning for a metal band since 2019. The dramatic formal announcement just SENDS me - as if cleaning your computer deserves a royal proclamation with trumpets and confetti. Honestly, the dust bunnies probably had their own government and taxation system by then. Revolutionary!