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The universal law of tech hoarding strikes again! This is basically Murphy's Law for nerds - the moment you toss that ancient VGA cable you've been storing since the Clinton administration is precisely when some legacy system demands it. Every developer has that drawer of technological shame - USB-A cables, random adapters, and at least three different types of power bricks that don't match anything you currently own. But throw something away? That's just begging the universe to make you need it. This is why my closet still has a parallel port cable from 1998. Not because I'll use it, but because I'm not falling for this cosmic trap. Nice try, universe.

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The bell curve of software development wisdom strikes again! In the middle, we've got the stressed-out middle manager screaming about "customer validation" and "alignment meetings" while crying tears of PowerPoint-induced despair. Meanwhile, at both ends of the IQ spectrum, the enlightened few have transcended to the zen philosophy of "ship it and see." Nothing beats the beautiful simplicity of pushing code to production and letting real users be your QA team. Sure, sometimes the server catches fire, but at least you're not stuck in your 7th alignment meeting of the week discussing theoretical edge cases that'll never happen. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that most planning is just postponing the inevitable moment when reality crushes your beautiful architecture anyway.