Most Attentive Stakeholder

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Most Attentive Stakeholder

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When stakeholders show up to meetings but their brains don't. Someone's asking about a checkbox that's been in the software for 11 YEARS as if it just appeared yesterday. This is the same energy as those people who file urgent tickets about "new bugs" that have been documented since the Clinton administration. The thumbs up reaction is from the developer who's been maintaining that checkbox since they were in college and is now contemplating a career in goat farming.

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