Most Attentive Stakeholder

Content SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET ProgrammerHumor io

Content I want to join this gym but I'm afraid I won't know how to leave. Traducir Tweet

Ah, the classic "new guy syndrome" where fresh blood joins the team and immediately wants to nuke the entire codebase from orbit because a function has one too many parameters. The meme perfectly captures that moment when you're desperately trying to stop the enthusiastic junior dev from replacing your battle-tested monolith with microservices written in whatever framework was trending on Hacker News this morning. Meanwhile, the rest of us are silently thinking: "Sure, let's rewrite 5 years of edge-case handling because you don't like our naming conventions. What could possibly go wrong?"

Content FemaleDating Strategy 4.4k I 144 " Share LindaBitz 13h FDS Newbie Jesus Christ. This is the worst idea ever. Do the developers not know anyone women? Seems like someone surely told them this is a bad idea. 5 Reply 166 J HeroForHire369 12h. They do not give a shit. FDS Disciple brokenchickenhead1 9h Do the developers not know a... sharkplush999 11h Men that are into coding tend to be autistic and we all know that autistic men have negative amounts of empathy and don't understand social cues at all. They probably made this because it would be a threat to women 4 8 1

Content Anonvmous 012618(Fri)06:51:42 No.64471426 v 64471455 64471475 64471656 64473252 64471399 (OP) Redpill me on ps2. the virgin usb keyboard has to wait his turn to get the cpu's attention politely asks the cpu to accept the new input general purpose port, has to identify himself as a keyboard before the system know what to do with him gets blocked when a virus kills all access to usb devices hot swappable and is okay with that The Chad PS2 Keyboard always works, doesnt stop until the power goes down literally interrupts the cpu, tells it to work on it's input before anything else has his own dedicated port, system know who he is before even the bios is loaded literally impossible to kill besides unplugging it not hot swappable, when unplugged it crashes the whole system like a true alpha peripheral

Every developer's soul when someone in the meeting says "Excel is not a database." You nod confidently, agreeing with this objectively correct statement. But then you glance at your production environment where half the company's critical business logic lives in a 47MB .xlsx file with macros that nobody dares to touch because Karen from accounting wrote them in 2009 and she's retired now. The file has circular references, merged cells used as primary keys, and somehow powers the entire invoicing system. It crashes twice a week but generates accurate reports. Is it a database? Technically no. Does it store, query, and retrieve structured data that your entire business depends on? Absolutely. The cognitive dissonance is real.