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You know you've made it as a software engineer when your entire extended family suddenly becomes your tech support department. Congratulations, you're now the designated "laptop repairman" for every aunt, uncle, and second cousin who still uses Internet Explorer. The Among Us format perfectly captures that moment when you walk into a family gathering and everyone's eyes lock onto you like you're the impostor—except instead of voting you out, they're voting you into fixing their decade-old laptops that "just started running slow" (translation: they have 47 toolbars and a cryptocurrency miner installed). Pro tip: Next time, tell them you're a "backend developer" and watch their eyes glaze over. They'll leave you alone faster than you can say "I don't do hardware."

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When you're trying to explain why the production server is on fire because someone pushed directly to main at 4:47 PM on a Friday, and your non-technical friend is like "just turn it off and on again?" The sheer existential dread of being comforted by someone who thinks CSS is a government agency. These adorable kittens hugging it out represent the well-meaning but utterly clueless consolation you get when you're spiraling about merge conflicts, race conditions, or why the code works on your machine but nowhere else in the known universe. They mean well, bless their hearts, but they'll never understand the soul-crushing weight of a "works on my machine" situation or the horror of discovering your entire database backup script has been failing silently for six months.

Turns out debugging hasn't evolved since prehistoric times. First, you're on your knees begging the code to work. Then you're angrily waving tools at it like a maniac. Finally, you're just a hollow shell of a person, standing there defeated after realizing the bug was a missing semicolon. The ancient cave paintings don't lie—our ancestors understood the soul-crushing journey of finding that one stupid error that breaks everything. Some traditions never die, they just get rewritten in different programming languages.

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