Open Source Revenge Arc

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Open Source Revenge Arc

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Nothing says "I'm totally over it" quite like spending 6 months of your life building a competing product out of pure spite. Got ghosted by your dream company? No problem! Just casually architect an entire open-source alternative that threatens their market share. The ultimate power move: turning rejection into a GitHub repo with 50k stars while they're stuck maintaining their legacy codebase. Who needs therapy when you can channel all that emotional damage into disrupting an entire industry? The villain origin story we all secretly fantasize about.

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