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Content Boots, 'with the fur' afraidofwasps You only live once - you should try to spend as much time on the computer as possible. After you die, you won't have access to it any more 23:41 2021-09-09 Twitter Web App 6 196 Retweets 160 Quote Tweets 58,3K Likes

Content There's a thing called "Rubber duck debugging" in which a programmer explains the code to a rubber duck in hopes of finding the bug Ultrafacts.tumblr.com cosrnos: lifeofdavo: kierenwalkerpds: monobeartheater: absorr: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I'm reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling "WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!" AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE so that's the function of a rubber duck I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you Tirst start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn't cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn't figure out why something wasn't working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are Source: ultrafacts 254.607 notes

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Jensen Huang has officially transcended into a different dimension of reality where words mean nothing and everything simultaneously. The man is out here claiming NVIDIA revolutionized personal computing and ushered in the age of AI agents while simultaneously dropping "the more you buy, the more you save" like he's running a Black Friday sale at Best Buy. Sir, that's not how economics works, but when you're selling $30,000 GPUs that everyone desperately needs for their AI models, I guess you can just rewrite the laws of mathematics itself. The casual "I am not a loser. The US is not a loser" cope is sending me—like buddy, nobody asked, but the fact that you felt the need to clarify speaks VOLUMES. Someone check on this man because he's clearly been huffing too much thermal paste from those overclocked H100s.

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