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One Thing I Miss From Gaming..

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4 months ago 3,656,802 views 0 shares

One Thing I Miss From Gaming..

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Remember when you could just press a button and instantly have two players on the same screen? Now you need three monitors, two laptops, a VM running on your toaster, and you still can't get your IDE and browser to play nice side-by-side without one of them deciding to resize itself into oblivion. Split-screen gaming was peak UX design and we threw it away for "productivity." Meanwhile, we're here juggling windows like we're performing circus acts, alt-tabbing so fast our keyboards are filing workers' comp claims. Gaming had it figured out decades ago, but somehow in professional software development, we're still treating multiple viewports like it's rocket science.

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