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Noah's Ark Of Data Formats

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Noah's Ark Of Data Formats

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Noah's config file ark, but make it cursed! The old bearded dev is horrified at his data format options. YAML and XML are so awful they didn't even make it onto the ark, while JSON and CSV got the VIP treatment as full-size elephants. Meanwhile, poor TOML is that weird penguin-elephant hybrid that nobody quite understands but somehow still works. The dev's face screams what we're all thinking when looking at legacy codebases: "What unholy serialization format am I supposed to use for this project?!"

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