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Content Project Manager: We're going to build a facial-recognition application. Programmer: OK Project Manager: People will put in a photo, and it will search a database for matching faces. Programmer: OK Project Manager: And while it's doing that, it should flash up, on screen, a slide show featuring hundreds of other random faces which definitely aren't a match Programmer: No that's stupid we're not doing that.

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Content After you die it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream...because in a dream time feels stretched. So if this is the case, what if right now you're in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you're alive or just reliving old memories. dikhead this would sort of explain dj vu . stupid-face-karen well fuck vaeugly do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we "die" at the end, and after "dying" we dream the 7 minutes again, just each time the 7 minutes are actually shorter so in reality we could ALL be dead and living within the span of an elongated second and earth could actually not even exist anymore re cameryncats what the fuck dude

Content Me mad my code won't do My code doing exactly what it's programmed to do what it's programmed to do

Look at those URLs. First one's got that "/en/" in there like it's some kind of passport check. Second one? Clean. Pristine. Beautiful. Nothing says "I'm a URL purist" like manually stripping language codes from your bookmarks. Sure, the site will probably redirect you anyway, but it's the principle that matters. Seven years of web development and I'm still fighting with URLs like they owe me money. And don't get me started on those who put language codes in the domain instead of the path...

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