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Technical debt Refactoring Clean code Overengineering Optimization Code complexity Self-sabotage Readability

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No Going Back Now

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The classic "optimization" paradox! You spend 3 hours refactoring that function, adding clever one-liners and fancy design patterns, only to end up with the exact same execution time... but now even you can't understand what it does. Future you will open this file in 6 months and whisper "what kind of sleep-deprived monster wrote this?" before realizing it was, in fact, you. The ultimate developer self-sabotage!

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