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Oh the existential crisis of realizing kids think floppy disks are just weird 3D-printed save icons! That 3.5" diskette in the image—with its mighty 1.44MB capacity—was once cutting-edge tech that could store approximately 1/3000th of your average smartphone photo. Back then, we'd physically insert our data into computers like barbarians instead of summoning it from the mystical cloud. The real kicker? That little plastic square outlived its usefulness decades ago but somehow achieved digital immortality as an icon. It's like using a hieroglyph emoji—nobody's seen the real thing in ages, but we all know what it means!

Ah, the glorious isEven.js function with a chain of if-else statements that would make any senior dev weep into their coffee. Nothing says "I have a CS degree" like checking each number individually instead of using num % 2 === 0 . But honestly, that lakeside view is the real flex here. You're not coding like this because you don't have a six-figure remote job that lets you write terrible algorithms while overlooking a serene winter landscape. The code may be horrific, but that work-life balance is god-tier.

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Content Me browsing the website of the company that wouldn't hire me and seeing some of the worst web designdevelopment I've ever seen.

Content Artists Sorry, I got inpiration from your art and made mine Nooooo, how could you do that? Now I'm gonna copyright strike Programmers, Hey man, I copied your code It wasn't mine

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of developers worshipping Docker like it's some life-changing spiritual awakening! 😭 Docker's just sitting there like "guys, I literally just put your code in little boxes so it doesn't throw tantrums on different machines." Meanwhile, devs are having full-blown religious experiences, writing poetry about how Docker saved their marriage and cured their existential dread. The bearded chad represents all of us who spent YEARS in dependency hell before Docker swooped in with its containerization magic. Now we're all cultists, ready to sacrifice our RAM at the altar of the mighty whale! 🐳