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My Sr Dev Is "Awesome"
Programming Security Debugging Testing Backend
3 days ago 74.9K views 0 shares
My Sr Dev Is "Awesome"
Junior dev thinks they're getting a friendly tutorial. Senior dev is actually showing them the 17 security vulnerabilities they introduced last week, the database schema they mangled, and why their "clever" one-liner will crash in production. That intense stare isn't mentorship—it's barely contained rage disguised as "teaching moments."

Reading The Fine Print Before Execution
Gamedev Agile Git Programming
21 days ago 133.6K views 0 shares
Reading The Fine Print Before Execution
That moment when you're submitting your PR and frantically re-reading the contribution guidelines for the 17th time. "Did I format my commit messages correctly? Is my code style compliant? Will the maintainer publicly shame me in the comments?" Nothing quite like the cold sweat of wondering if your brilliant solution violates some obscure rule buried in paragraph 37, subsection C of the README. The code review Russian roulette begins!

Don't Worry This Didn't Happen At My Company
Debugging Devops Git Programming Testing
2 months ago 113.0K views 0 shares
Don't Worry This Didn't Happen At My Company
That smug little face says it all. The cat (labeled "Cursor AI") sits there with that self-satisfied grin while staring at the waffle ("The code that broke production") like it's about to devour the evidence. Nothing quite matches the special feeling of watching your teammate's cursor float around the screen in real-time as they confidently add that one magical line of code that brings down the entire system. "Trust me, this will fix it!" they say, right before Slack explodes with alerts and your phone starts having a seizure with PagerDuty notifications. But of course, this "didn't happen at your company." Just like how nobody ever pushed to main on Friday at 4:55 PM.