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My Sr Dev Is "Awesome"
Programming Security Debugging Testing Backend
7 days ago 79.3K views 0 shares
My Sr Dev Is "Awesome"
Junior dev thinks they're getting a friendly tutorial. Senior dev is actually showing them the 17 security vulnerabilities they introduced last week, the database schema they mangled, and why their "clever" one-liner will crash in production. That intense stare isn't mentorship—it's barely contained rage disguised as "teaching moments."

Please Stop The Framework Carousel
Frontend Webdev Agile React Javascript
2 months ago 147.3K views 0 shares
Please Stop The Framework Carousel
The eternal battle between junior devs who've just discovered the latest shiny framework and senior devs who've migrated codebases 17 times in their career. That clenched fist contains the restraint of someone who's spent countless weekends converting perfectly functional apps to whatever Google/Meta abandoned six months later. The SrDev isn't angry, just... tired. They're mentally calculating how many sprints will be wasted rewriting what already works while product features get pushed to "next quarter." That face says "I still have PTSD from our Angular 1 to 2 migration."

Welcome To The Red Team, Junior
Security Networking Programming Testing
4 months ago 155.0K views 0 shares
Welcome To The Red Team, Junior
That moment when the fresh CS grad in a Hawaiian shirt meets the grizzled security expert who's been breaking systems since before the internet had a name. "Red team" isn't about communism, kid—it's about showing companies how spectacularly their security fails by actively hacking them. The beard alone has seen more zero-days than your entire GitHub history. Hope you brought caffeine for the all-nighter ahead—those corporate firewalls won't pentest themselves!