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Hollywood has convinced us that hacking involves frantically typing while green code cascades down black screens. Meanwhile, actual security breaches are more like: import secrets bruh = secrets.token_hex(10000000) print(bruh) That's it. Three lines of Python using a standard library. No neon green Matrix effects, no "I'm in" moments—just a dev with access to an API token generator who probably shouldn't have that much hex. The most unrealistic part? That computer would crash trying to generate 10 million hex characters.

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When you search for "vi" and Google immediately suggests "Did you mean: emacs" - that's not a search engine, that's a declaration of war in the text editor holy wars. Google just picked a side in the oldest developer rivalry known to mankind. Next they'll be suggesting "Did you mean: spaces" when you search for tabs. The audacity!

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