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The Rust evangelists have entered the chat, and they're armed. "Blazingly fast" has become the mandatory prefix for literally every Rust project announcement, to the point where you could make a drinking game out of it (please don't, you'll get alcohol poisoning within 5 minutes on r/rust). It's like the tech equivalent of CrossFit—you'll know someone uses Rust because they'll tell you. Three times. While explaining why your JavaScript is objectively wrong and morally questionable. The phrase has transcended mere marketing buzzword status and achieved meme immortality, right up there with "web scale" and "enterprise-grade." Fun fact: The Rust compiler itself is famously slow, which makes the whole "blazingly fast" obsession even more delicious. You'll wait 45 minutes for your code to compile, but hey, at least it'll execute 3 nanoseconds faster than the Python version!