Monday Dreams Vs. PM Reality

product manager Software engineering Technical debt Refactoring Developer life Project management Code quality Monday motivation Beaver

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Monday Dreams Vs. PM Reality

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The eternal cycle of software development: you start Monday with grand ambitions to rebuild your codebase into a masterpiece, only for your PM to immediately shoot it down because refactoring doesn't add visible features. Meanwhile, your code sits there like that beaver with the crazy eyes, silently judging your optimism while it continues to be a tangled mess of technical debt. The audacity of thinking you'd get to improve things instead of bolting on yet another quick fix!

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