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Content if (condition) return A; return B; Lawful Good if (condition) return A; else if (!condition) return B; Lawful Neutral switch (condition) case true: return A; default: return B; Lawful Evil if (condition) return A; else return B; Neutral Good return condition ? A : B; True Neutral return A, B! condition; Neutral Evil for (; condition;) return A; return B; Chaotic Good return condition A I B; Chaotic Neutral try return B; finally if (condition) return A; Chaotic Evil

Who needs love when you have the sweet dopamine rush of closing 100 Chrome tabs after a debugging marathon? That moment when your RAM finally gets to breathe again and your computer stops sounding like it's about to achieve liftoff. Relationships come and go, but the euphoria of conquering that one obscure bug that had you questioning your career choices at 2AM? Unmatched . The best part? Those tabs were basically a documentary of your descent into madness - from "simple solution" to "obscure forum from 2011 where one person had the same problem but never posted the fix."

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Ah yes, the modern debugging workflow: write broken code, catch the error, and let AI fix it for you. Because nothing says "senior developer" like outsourcing your bug fixes to ChatGPT. Next week: teaching AI to attend your standup meetings while you "work from hammock."

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