You Know What Language It Is

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5 months ago 158,593 views 0 shares

You Know What Language It Is

javascript-memes, date-memes, programming-memes, frontend-memes, webdev-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OH MY GOD, JavaScript's date handling is the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that keeps on giving! 😱 First, you create a date for March 9th, 2025, and everything seems fine. Then BAM! getDay() returns 0 because it's Sunday (not the 9th day, you fool!). But WAIT, it gets worse! getMonth() returns 2 because January is month ZERO in this twisted universe! And the grand finale? getYear() returns 125 because it counts years since 1900! WHO DESIGNED THIS MADNESS?! The emotional journey from confusion to horror is just *chef's kiss* the quintessential JavaScript experience. The rage is real, people!

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