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That moment when your client emails a biblical scroll of "bugs" they found while using Internet Explorer 6 on their Windows XP fossil. Like Napoleon here, you're just staring into the abyss contemplating your life choices. What am I supposed to do? Build a time machine? The browser was discontinued in 2022 for a reason. No amount of CSS hacks or polyfills will save that trainwreck. But you'll still spend three days trying to fix it because the client pays your bills. Meanwhile, Chrome and Firefox users are having zero issues with your perfectly standards-compliant code.

The unholy inscription on the One Ring is actually just a regex pattern. Gandalf spent 60 years researching it not because of dark magic, but because he couldn't remember if \w includes underscores or not. Every developer who's stared at a regex pattern for more than 10 minutes eventually starts muttering "precious" and crawling around in server rooms.

Content PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT HAS ALMOST NO STANDARD LIBRARY SOLUTION: THOUSANDS OF COMMUNITY -SUPPORTED LIBRARIES OF WILDLY VARYING QUALITY PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT HAS NO PACKAGING OR A LINKER TO TIE THESE PACKAGES TOGETHER PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT WON'T RUN OUTSIDE THE BROWSER SOLUTION: V8 PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT IS SINGLE -THREAD BY DESIGN SOLUTION: ASYNCHRONOUS PROGRAMMING, NODE. JS PROBLEM: CALLBACK HELL PROBLEM: PROTOTYPAL INHERITANCE IS PANTS -ON- HEAD STUPID THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT. PROBLEM: WEB RESOURCES NEED TO BE MINIFIED AND ZIPPED FOR PERFORMANCE PROBLEM: THE DOM IS TOO SLOW FOR VIDEO GAMES SOLUTION: CANVAS PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT IS TOO SLOW FOR VIDEO GAMES SOLUTION: USE AN ASSEMBLY- LIKE SUBSET OF JAVASCRIPT CALLED ASM.JS PROBLEM: ASM.JS IS BASICALLY UNWRITABLE 4 HUMANS. SOLUTION: COMPILE A BETTER LANGUAGE TO JAVASCRIPT (C, EMASCRIPT 2016, COFFEESCRIPT, JSX) SOLUTION: HUNDREDS OF COMMUNITY SUPPORTED BUILD TOOLS OF WILDLY VARYING QUALITY PROBLEM: GRUNT. SOLUTION: GULP PROBLEM: GULP PROBLEM: MACHINE GENERATED OUTPUT IS MORE DIFFICULT TO DEBUG PROBLEM: ASYNC IS STILL A NIGHTMARE, HUH? PROBLEM: BALLOONING PROJECT SIZE AND COMPLEXITY PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT STILL DOESN'T DO EVERYTHING PROBLEM: OUTPUT RUNS VERY SLOWLY ON MOBILE DEVICES SOLUTION: ELECTRON, PHONEGAP, FIREFOXOS HOW IS DIGGING GOING TO GET US OUT OF THIS HOLE? WHERE I AM FROM, THE POINT OF DIGGING IS NOT FREEDOM FROM DIGGING

Content E FOSSBYTES NEWS v GEEK v SECURITY HOWTO TOPX v REI The survey revealed that PHP is the most hated programming language with 19 of developers disliking it. The second most hated language was Java with 11, followed by Objective-C in third place with 12. On the other hand, Python won the position of the most loved programming language with 51 voting for it. The second slot was taken by JavaScript with 49 and the third by Java with 37. NYPD

Content DO README Is Apache-2.0 license is-odd-ai npm package 1.0.2 Why check if something is odd simply, when you can do it with Al is-odd-ai is a unique package that utilizes OpenAl's GPT-3.5-turbo model to determine if a number is odd or even. Because sometimes you just want to add a little bit of Al magic to your number checking! Installation To install is-odd-ai, use pm: pm install is-odd-ai Usage To use is-odd-ai, you'll need an OpenAl API key. You can get one by signing up at OpenAl. 1. Create a .env file in the root of your project.

Content I'm from the future and I'm here to warn you! You have to stop abstracting! Our operating systems run on Chrome, we have 7 diferent equality operators () and JS is the closest to machine code we have.