Millennial Staff Engineer's Scorched Earth Exit Strategy

Content 09: 7 a Thread Computer programming Follow Topic Stop Recommending JD Long Mastication I just read through an answer on stack overflow and was like, "dang, that's a really through answer and I learned some stuff" and got down to the bottom as saw this. answered Nov 12, 2014 at 17:54 JD Long 58.1k 55 198 287 22:02 22 Sep 22 Twitter Web App 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 872 Likes 17 JD Long CMastication 11h It's not obvious to me that I'm learning faster than I'm forgetting at this point. fwiw, here's the SO answer. It's effectively a Pandas 'transform" answer. Tweet your reply

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Content IF HAVING A COFFEE IN THE MORNING DOESN'T WAKE VOU UP TRY DELETING A TABLE IN PRODUCTION INSTEAD.

Content An actual exchange that happened in the office today... Developer 1: The problem is that their service is inadvertantly intercepting our calls and spinning off child processes... Developer 2: What if we used some sort of a data wrapper to obscure the payload? Developer 1: ..that might actually work. Me: So what you're telling me is that if we wrap our tool we won't have to worry about accidentally spawning any children?

The kid just admitted to studying C++ and immediately received trauma counseling. Memory management nightmares, pointer arithmetic, and undefined behavior will do that to you. The adult's comforting gesture isn't kindness—it's recognition of shared PTSD from battling segmentation faults at 3 AM. Thoughts and prayers for another soul lost to manual garbage collection.