Millennial Staff Engineer's Scorched Earth Exit Strategy

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The eternal perspective gap between developers and normal humans. Developer is thrilled about 10,000 lines of code while the non-coder is impressed by "10,000 instructions." Neither understands why the other cares, but they're both smiling by the end because sometimes it's easier to pretend you're on the same page than explain why your HTML div tag is actually a work of art.

The classic Linux audio struggle, immortalized in muscular arm form. Two Linux users locked in solidarity over their shared pain of dysfunctional microphones. Nothing says "I'm technically competent" like spending three hours configuring PulseAudio only to end up muted on both ends of a job interview. The irony of running an OS powerful enough to manage nuclear facilities but somehow incapable of handling a simple mic input is just *chef's kiss*.

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That special moment when your hackathon teammate suggests combining two buzzwords that have absolutely no business being together. Yes, let's take a game about mining blocks and put it on... wait for it... a blockchain. Because clearly what Minecraft needs is slower performance and a carbon footprint the size of Texas. Next suggestion: NFT pickaxes that cost more than my student loans.