Millennial Staff Engineer's Scorched Earth Exit Strategy

Legacy code Technical debt Job quitting Unmaintainable Spaghetti code Developer nightmare Code quality documentation Career moves

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Millennial Staff Engineer's Scorched Earth Exit Strategy

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The classic "drop the mic and walk away" but with spaghetti code. Nothing says "not my problem anymore" like committing a nested 500-line function with zero comments right before your two weeks notice. Future maintainers will be naming conference talks after this guy: "The Legacy of Chad's Monolith: A Postmortem."

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