Millennial Staff Engineer's Scorched Earth Exit Strategy

Content ME 10 LINES OF CODE In THAT'S ENOUGH FOR THE DAY

Content Me: Accidentally using quicksort on an already sorted array. My code: Bro, I'm straight-up not having a good time.

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The development lifecycle captured in one brutal image. You've got programmers crafting beautiful, pristine code. Then testers come in and absolutely demolish it by finding every edge case you never thought existed. Developers rush in to patch all those bugs the testers found. And just when everyone thinks they're done... The client shows up with a chainsaw to change the requirements, obliterating the entire tree everyone's been carefully working on. Nothing says "software development" quite like rebuilding everything from scratch because someone decided the app should now work on refrigerators too. The cycle never ends. It just repeats with different feature requests and increasingly creative ways to say "that's not what I asked for" during demos.

Content Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least 75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says

Content When you copy an obscure line of code from stack overflow, and it makes your program compile succesfully, but you have no idea what it does The scope ofiny engineering genius literally knows no bounds.