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Yeah, so ChatGPT "helping" us code is like hiring an intern who writes beautiful documentation but ships code that only works on their machine. Sure, it cranks out that boilerplate in 5 minutes instead of 2 hours, but now you're spending an entire day debugging why it decided to use a deprecated library, mixed async patterns, and somehow introduced a race condition that only happens on Tuesdays. The real productivity boost is going from 6 hours of debugging your own mess to 24 hours of debugging someone else's mess that you don't fully understand. At least when I wrote the bug, I knew where to look. Now I'm reading AI slop trying to figure out why it thought nested ternaries were a good idea. But hey, at least the developer disappeared from the "after" picture. Maybe they finally got that work-life balance everyone keeps talking about. Or they're just crying in the server room.

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When the job posting says "Junior Developer - 0-2 years experience" but also requires "Expert in 17 frameworks, machine learning, quantum computing, and ability to debug code by smell alone." That's how we end up with this 55-year-old "junior" looking like he's seen some shit. By 2025, entry-level positions will require you to have invented time travel just to acquire the necessary experience. The name tag is just the cherry on top - "AI Technician" because apparently, that's what we're calling "copy-pasting from Stack Overflow with extra steps" these days.