Memory Is All You Need

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Finally, someone brave enough to say what backend developers have been thinking for years! The meme brilliantly satirizes the love-hate relationship coders have with JavaScript by creating a fictional scenario where a country banned it entirely. It's playing on the common developer frustration with JS's quirky behavior - like how [] + [] equals an empty string or how typeof NaN returns "number". The yellow JS logo juxtaposed against a military leader creates the perfect absurdist punchline. If only fixing those race conditions was as simple as signing an executive order!

Loading a plane into a cargo jet is about as efficient as storing JSON in SQL. Sure, it technically works, but it's like wearing formal shoes to the beach—you've completely missed the point. And your company does this with XML as nvarchar strings? That's taking inefficiency to an art form. It's like photocopying a painting, faxing the copy, then taking a picture of the fax with a flip phone. Seven years of database optimization techniques thrown out the window because someone in 2005 said "just make it work for the demo."

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