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Way Ahead Of Us

Way Ahead Of Us
Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of tech interviews in 2023! 😱 There's this poor soul having an existential crisis trying to solve some ridiculous algorithm that probably involves reversing a binary tree while standing on one foot... meanwhile, the interviewer is just a clueless doggo who Googled "hard coding questions" five minutes before the interview and has NO IDEA what the solution even is! The sheer AUDACITY! It's like being judged on your cooking skills by someone who can't even boil water but somehow memorized Gordon Ramsay's recipe book! The tech industry has truly reached its final form - where we're all just pretending to know things while secretly panicking inside. Chess metaphor is *chef's kiss* because both players are absolutely CLUELESS about their next move!

When Social Skills Weren't In The Curriculum

When Social Skills Weren't In The Curriculum
Spent four years learning how to reverse a binary tree and now you want me to talk about my "greatest weakness"? The sheer audacity. Tech interviews have evolved into this bizarre ritual where we either solve obscure algorithmic puzzles or bare our souls like it's therapy. The uncomfortable chinchilla face perfectly captures that moment of existential dread when you realize you've practiced LeetCode for weeks but forgot to rehearse basic human interaction. Give me a graph traversal problem any day over explaining "a time I showed leadership" – at least algorithms have documentation.

Memory Is All You Need

Memory Is All You Need
Ah, the modern tech interview process in its final form. History major memorizes 500 LeetCode questions and gets hired at FAANG without knowing how to code. Meanwhile, senior devs with 10 years experience get rejected because they couldn't reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard fast enough. The system works perfectly. No notes.