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Time To Grind Sorting Algo
Algorithms Math Programming
9 days ago 59.9K views 0 shares
Time To Grind Sorting Algo
The duality of algorithm study: watching an 84-video playlist at 4:55 AM while chugging water and flexing. Because nothing says "I'm mastering QuickSort" like staying hydrated and maintaining optimal bicep circumference. The algorithm grind doesn't care about your sleep schedule—only that your code runs in O(n log n) instead of O(n²). Dedication is watching lecture #47 while your body is simultaneously ready for both a coding interview and a bodybuilding competition.

This Guy Just Passed The Screening Round
Algorithms Microsoft Programming
2 months ago 90.4K views 0 shares
This Guy Just Passed The Screening Round
Dinner with the girlfriend's dad turned into an impromptu technical interview? Classic tech industry courtship ritual! Nothing says "welcome to the family" like getting grilled on array optimization over appetizers. Poor guy thought he was there for mashed potatoes but got served a medium LeetCode instead. The best part is him mentally preparing for system design questions at Christmas. Forget bringing wine—better brush up on microservices architecture and load balancing strategies! That final line though... "Girl is Asian. I'm not." Suddenly the stakes are higher than his O(n) solution. Next visit he'll probably need to whiteboard a red-black tree implementation while carving the turkey.

Way Ahead Of Us
Programming Algorithms Debugging
2 months ago 83.3K views 0 shares
Way Ahead Of Us
Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of tech interviews in 2023! 😱 There's this poor soul having an existential crisis trying to solve some ridiculous algorithm that probably involves reversing a binary tree while standing on one foot... meanwhile, the interviewer is just a clueless doggo who Googled "hard coding questions" five minutes before the interview and has NO IDEA what the solution even is! The sheer AUDACITY! It's like being judged on your cooking skills by someone who can't even boil water but somehow memorized Gordon Ramsay's recipe book! The tech industry has truly reached its final form - where we're all just pretending to know things while secretly panicking inside. Chess metaphor is *chef's kiss* because both players are absolutely CLUELESS about their next move!

When Social Skills Weren't In The Curriculum
Programming Algorithms
2 months ago 100.2K views 0 shares
When Social Skills Weren't In The Curriculum
Spent four years learning how to reverse a binary tree and now you want me to talk about my "greatest weakness"? The sheer audacity. Tech interviews have evolved into this bizarre ritual where we either solve obscure algorithmic puzzles or bare our souls like it's therapy. The uncomfortable chinchilla face perfectly captures that moment of existential dread when you realize you've practiced LeetCode for weeks but forgot to rehearse basic human interaction. Give me a graph traversal problem any day over explaining "a time I showed leadership" – at least algorithms have documentation.

Memory Is All You Need
Programming Algorithms
2 months ago 90.2K views 1 shares
Memory Is All You Need
Ah, the modern tech interview process in its final form. History major memorizes 500 LeetCode questions and gets hired at FAANG without knowing how to code. Meanwhile, senior devs with 10 years experience get rejected because they couldn't reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard fast enough. The system works perfectly. No notes.