Meet And Greet With The Team

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Sr. Engineering Manager Sr. Software Engineer Pros: None Pros: Gets everything done Cons: Never coded in life Cons: Doesn't want to upgrade, feet stuck in past. ProarammerHumor.io Software Engineer Pros: Good at utility methods Cons: Doesn't want to pay attention.

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