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Content urban DICTIONARY Type any word TOP DEFINITION Programmer A person who is paid to professionally scream at a computer. Programmer: "-Oh, it works."

Content KNOW THE WORK RULES RUST makes your code run faster (intel RUST makes your code run faster APPROPRIATE AWWW.,YOU'RE SWEET. INAPPROPRIATE HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!

Content 1st zoom meeting vs 10th zoom meeting

Content 1 1977 United Feature Syndicate, Inc. C1 C1 C1 C1 C9 CJ i'M PRACTICING MY BRACKETS... DID YOU KNOW THAT BRACKETS ARE ALWAYS USED IN PAIRS? IF YOU EVER SEE A BRACKET BY ITSELF YOU CAN BE SURE IT'S UP TO NO GOOD! SaNUEE 10-18

Content Another meeting, that should have been an email

Nothing says family bonding like your dad confidently proclaiming your career's imminent doom. The classic "AI will replace programmers" statement—delivered with the same certainty as "you should've been a doctor" and "have you tried turning it off and on again?" Meanwhile, programmers everywhere are writing the AI that supposedly will replace them, debugging its hallucinations, and fixing its broken dependencies. The irony is thicker than legacy code comments. But sure, Dad. I guarantee the robots will take my job right after they figure out how to untangle my spaghetti code and decipher what "// TODO: fix this later" actually means.