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The beautiful irony that parents never saw coming. While mom lectures about how computer time won't lead to employment, software engineers are silently making six figures by... *checks notes*... staying on computers all day. That awkward monkey puppet side-eye perfectly captures the internal dialogue: "Should I tell her that's literally my entire job description, or just nod and go back to my 'useless' coding?" The greatest generational plot twist since discovering avocado toast doesn't actually prevent homeownership.

That magical moment in code review when your team is staring at a production bug and someone asks who wrote this disaster. Just agree with whatever they say! "You're absolutely right" is dev-speak for "I wrote it but I'm not admitting it in front of witnesses." Nothing clears a room faster than taking responsibility for that recursive function that's been crashing the server every Tuesday at 3 AM.

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Content First name Michelle cannot contain bad word: hell dingdongyouarewrong: are you shitting me

Content How I feel when they ask me to write the code on the paper during the interview.. yuva.krishna.memes

Content Day 8 of quarantine: Finally had a conversation with the spider in my house, turns out we have something in common. He's also a web developer