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Content BEAUTIFUL PIECE WHAT WAS YOUR INSPIRATION? I FORGOT THE STOP CONDITION

Content What if we used 100 of the brain? ) teamchuckles 1h Here's a helpful tip to always get answers from Stack Overflow questions. First, make two accounts. With one account, ask your question. Switch to the other account and answer your own question with what you already know doesn't work, but answer with confidence that it definitely does work. Then wait for all the helpful answers to come in. Because they don't care about the question. They just want to prove other people wrong.

Content A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TBsec HA ME ON MY WAY TO DDOS YOUR MOM

Ah, sweet summer child with dreams of "enhancing" the Linux kernel with AI. Linus Torvalds is probably already typing a profanity-laden email explaining why your brilliant idea belongs in the same category as "adding blockchain to grep" or "making systemd even bigger." The Linux kernel maintainers have spent decades perfecting schedulers that can run everything from supercomputers to toasters. But sure, slap some AI on it! While you're at it, why not rewrite the whole thing in JavaScript? Those 9 replies are probably ranging from "please read the kernel documentation first" to "who let the intern on the mailing list again?"

Content Extremely inefficient code that needs to be refactored TODO: fix

OH MY GOD, JavaScript's date handling is the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that keeps on giving! 😱 First, you create a date for March 9th, 2025, and everything seems fine. Then BAM! getDay() returns 0 because it's Sunday (not the 9th day, you fool!). But WAIT, it gets worse! getMonth() returns 2 because January is month ZERO in this twisted universe! And the grand finale? getYear() returns 125 because it counts years since 1900! WHO DESIGNED THIS MADNESS?! The emotional journey from confusion to horror is just *chef's kiss* the quintessential JavaScript experience. The rage is real, people!