Main Event Match: The Startup Dream Team

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Main Event Match: The Startup Dream Team

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The ultimate startup formula: take one engineer who writes "Hello World" tutorials, add a marketer whose entire strategy is "let's go viral," shake hands, and boom – you've got a "Vibe Startup." This unholy alliance is how we end up with apps that crash every 3 minutes but have really cool logos. The tech industry's version of two people who can't swim deciding to cross the Atlantic together because "how hard could it be?" Spoiler alert: 90% of these handshakes end with both parties back on LinkedIn within 8 months.

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