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Finally, a practical kitchen tool for when your API returns {} for the 47th time today. Just press it into your dough and boom—perfectly shaped emptiness, just like that response body you've been staring at for the past hour. The cookie cutter literally creates nothing but an outline, which is the most accurate representation of what you get when the backend "successfully" returns an empty object. Status 200, zero data, maximum confusion. At least now you can eat your frustration in cookie form. Pro tip: Pair these cookies with a nice cup of "why didn't they just return null" tea.

Ah, the billionth GitHub repository and it's literally named "shit." Someone created a repo with the most eloquent name possible and GitHub's celebrating it like they just discovered cold fusion. The perfect representation of developer reality - for every groundbreaking project, there are 999,999,999 repositories of questionable utility. At least they got a cute notification with emojis for their contribution to humanity's collective knowledge base.

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