Love When Someone With A Business Degree Tells Me How To Do My Job

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Love When Someone With A Business Degree Tells Me How To Do My Job

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A perfectly organized system architecture puzzle gets absolutely demolished when "business logic" enters the chat. The developer starts with a clean, modular design where everything fits together beautifully—until the MBA graduate insists on jamming their "brilliant insights" into the middle. Next thing you know, your elegant API is cracking, your data layer is held together with duct tape, and you're taking a bath with a rubber duck trying to explain why their requirements violate the laws of computer science. The duck gets it. The business major never will.

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