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OH MY GOD, THE ULTIMATE PROGRAMMING DAD JOKE! 🎵 It's a brilliant wordplay between C (the programming language) and C (the musical key)! Beethoven actually DID write symphonies in the key of C, but here it sounds like he coded them in C language! Imagine debugging a symphony—"Segmentation fault at measure 42" or having to manage memory for all those violins! 7.6K people clearly appreciate this musical-coding crossover masterpiece!

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Your brain at 2AM deciding it's the perfect time to contemplate string palindromes. For the uninitiated, a palindrome reads the same backward as forward, like "racecar." So "()" isn't a palindrome (it becomes ")(" when reversed), but "()(" is indeed a palindrome (still "()(" when reversed). The kind of useless revelation that guarantees you'll stare at the ceiling for another hour questioning your life choices and wondering if you should just get up and code something.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of that guy who quit last week! "It's all in the documentation," he said with a straight face while leaving us with what appears to be LITERAL HIEROGLYPHICS! 🙄 You know what's worse than no documentation? Documentation that requires a PhD in Ancient Egyptian Studies and a time machine! Like, sweetie, unless you're expecting us to hire the ghost of Indiana Jones as a consultant, maybe write something in ACTUAL ENGLISH next time? The rest of us are now stuck playing archaeological code detective, desperately trying to decipher if that bird symbol means "critical database function" or "I was bored on a Tuesday." Truly the ultimate revenge of a departed developer!