Buzzwords Won't Fix Your Architecture

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Buzzwords Won't Fix Your Architecture

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Management: "Why didn't moving to the cloud fix everything?"

Developer: "Let me redesign for cloud-native."

Management: "No. Just containerize it."

Developer: "You can't fix architectural problems by saying buzzwords."

Management: "Kubernetes."

The classic "throw tech at it" approach. Spoiler alert: slapping containers on a monolith is like putting racing stripes on a shopping cart. Still a shopping cart, just more expensive and now someone has to learn Docker.

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