Just Keep Coding, We'll Fix It Later

Technical debt Code quality Refactoring Bad practices Software development Legacy code bugs development Sprint planning

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3 months ago 215,271 views 1 shares

Just Keep Coding, We'll Fix It Later

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Construction workers building a completely misaligned brick wall is basically the software development lifecycle in one image. "Just keep coding. We can always fix it later" is the mantra that turns 2-week sprints into 6-month refactoring nightmares. The technical debt pictured here would make even the most optimistic project manager cry. But hey, at least it compiles.

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