Just Gonna Do A Quick Little Refactor

Content TO COMPLETE YOUR REGISTRATION, PLEASE TELL US WHETHER OR NOT THIS IMAGE CONTAINS A STOP SIGN: NO YES ANSWER QUICKLY-OUR SELF-DRIVING CAR IS ALMOST AT THE INTERSECTION. SO MUCH OF "AL" IS JUST FIGURING OUT WAYS TO OFFLOAD WORK ONTO RANDOM STRANGERS.

Content "I have no coding ability. I have no design background. I make software based on my intuition and taste."

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The eternal developer job-hopping cycle, perfectly captured! First, the shock of realizing your CV is just a collection of 2-year stints at different companies. Then the moment of clarity when filling out those "anonymous" exit surveys where you finally unleash your true feelings about management, legacy code, and that one person who microwaves fish in the office kitchen. The irony? HR knows exactly who submitted that scathing feedback, yet we all pretend it's actually anonymous. It's the tech industry's worst-kept secret – we don't quit companies, we quit dysfunctional environments... and then document them in gloriously "anonymous" detail.

Ah, nothing like a casual Python script to help you decide between watching a movie and literally destroying the concept of God . This is peak programmer existential crisis - when you're so burnt out that your random activity generator includes both "cook a meal" and "collapse the fundamental metaphysical framework of Western civilization." The best part? It's actually valid Python syntax. After 15 years of coding, I've found that randomly generating life decisions is the only way to ensure I ever do anything besides debugging other people's garbage. Though I usually keep my cosmic destruction subroutines in a separate module. You know, for maintainability.

Content when they ask you to optimize code and vou start indenting with tabs instead of spaces to reduce file size taint much, but it's honestwork.