Just Gonna Do A Quick Little Refactor

Technical debt Refactoring Developer life Code quality Late night coding Procrastination Time management Overtime

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Just Gonna Do A Quick Little Refactor

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The innocent words "just gonna do a quick little refactor" have claimed another victim. What starts as a simple code cleanup inevitably spirals into a time-warping vortex where you're suddenly fixing "one more thing" until the office is dark and your Slack status has been "away" for 6 hours. The worst part? You'll do it again next week. Some developers say sleep is just an inefficient way to code anyway.

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