Infinite Loops, Infinite Profits

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Content 'TitsMcGee 4782! Y-yes? Did you, on March 26 2014, submit a post to the "IT tech support" forum in which you were literally begging for help with a very specific computer problem? Uh... . And, did you follow up that post with a reply 2 hours later simply saying, "never mind, I figured it out!", thus being of zero help to who- ever might find that post in the future? Maybe! 2018 Kristian Nygard patreon.comoptipess www.optipess.com

That moment when your dream job turns into a nightmare in just one word. The recruiter had us in the first half with "high paying, remote job" and "latest version of Java" - sounding like developer heaven. Then BAM! Plot twist: "...script." The facial journey from pure joy to absolute horror is basically every developer who's been catfished by a job description. Nothing kills enthusiasm faster than discovering your elegant Java code dreams are actually JavaScript reality. It's like ordering a Ferrari online and getting a cardboard cutout with "vroom vroom" written on it.

They really asked the candidate to solve the Halting Problem during an interview! That's like asking someone to divide by zero or find the last digit of pi. The interviewer might as well have said, "Please disprove this fundamental theorem of computer science before lunch." For the uninitiated: The Halting Problem was proven mathematically impossible to solve by Alan Turing in 1936. It's literally asking if you can write a program that can determine whether any arbitrary program will terminate or run forever. Computer scientists have known for decades this is impossible in the general case. The interviewer might as well have asked "Could you quickly build me a perpetual motion machine while you're at it?"

[text] Working on my bartending skills for when Al takes away my programming job

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