Infinite Loops, Infinite Profits

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Infinite Loops, Infinite Profits

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When your payment structure is based on loop iterations instead of hours worked... suddenly that while(true) doesn't look like a bug anymore—it's a retirement plan! The classic infinite loop that would normally get you fired is now your ticket to swimming in cash like Scrooge McDuck. Just don't tell the project manager why the CPU usage is at 100% and the app hasn't responded in three days. Ka-ching with every cycle!

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