Just a few more bugs

Content Developers at the beginning of a project. VS. Developers at the end of a project.

Content STOP USING ARRAYS LISTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INDEXABLE YEARS OF INDEXING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for accessing elements in any order other than FORWARD Wanted random access anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "PASSING BY REFERENCE" "Yes please give be the ZEROth item. Please give me the item WHOSE INDEX IS THE SIZE OF THE ARRAY MINUS ONE" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the items contiguous memory we gave them (This is REAL Code, done by REAL Programmers): f (isArray (source) isString(source)) for (let i - 0, 1 - source. length; - renderItem(source i, i) const i queue. indexof (job) if (i flushIndex) queue.splice(i, 1) ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like you to read this book one random page at a time please" They have played us for absolute fools

Content SOFTWARE ENGINEER'S DREAM SEEN BY A SOFTWARE ENGINNER SOFTWARE ENGINEER'S DREAM SEEN BY A HR MANAGER ProarammerHumor.io

The classic product manager paradox in its natural habitat! The top panel shows a flower screaming with intense urgency about deadlines ("IT NEEDS TO BE DONE AS SOON AS A.S.A.P.") while the bottom panel reveals the same flower looking adorably clueless saying "REQUIREMENTS DON'T MAKE SENSE." This is basically every developer's nightmare scenario - being asked to deliver something at warp speed while working with requirements that have the clarity of mud. It's the software development equivalent of "build me a house immediately, but I can't tell you how many rooms, what materials to use, or even if it should have a roof."

Content 10 minutes doing a repetitive task 30 minutes automating that task instead

Content Have you ever heard of Qualcomm, innovator and creator of cell phone technology? Oh yeah. Qualcomm has been inventing and licensing their ideas to tech companies for years. 10 bucks?!? That's obscene! How can poor poor Apple, the world's largest tech company, expect to survive Qualcomm's blatant monopolistic practices? As an Apple app developer, that's the kind of question that keeps me up at night. 2017 Jeff Lovers Did you know Apple is suing Qualcomm for having monopolistic tendencies and gouging prices? You bet! Their patents cost Apple around 10 per iPhone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pay Apple my annual 99 app developer fee, plus 30 of all app sales, and shop for a new Macintosh computer, the only hardware I'm allowed to use when submitting to ilunes, as mandated by the Apple Developer Agreement. Don' Hit Save - donthitsave.com