Java got no chill

Content yuva. krishna.memes when you start using ternary operator instead of if-else CompilerInterpreter That feels weird, but I'll allow it

Content when u revisit a function u wrote months ago and now it makes no sense and there is no documentation INTERESTING.

Content venus naksinc Let me merge or I swear I'll fucking kill us both 82918, 12:05 PM 24.9K Retweets 74.8K Likes love how this could either be about driving or using excel Source: 72.790 notes D Devs on GitHub :

Content san Yesterday at 10:53 PM everyone playing league for more than 30 minutes results in a ban 5 2 4 entry nessage Not even joking 6

Content Who the hell you think you're talking to?! so many developers are getting fired, you think it's easy for them to find someone Walt admit you're in pangel that can understand all of this? and if even if they found him, it will take him ages you know how much money they are going to lose if I just decided to stop going to work? even if I told you wouldn't believe it. 1am not in Danger Skyler, I AM THE DANGER You think the manager jokes and I should fake laugh begging him to keep me?! 1 AM THE ONE WHO JOKES

The eternal language rivalry captured in one perfect frame! Java getting absolutely roasted while C# sits there with that smug "Microsoft polish" smile. The irony is delicious considering Java was supposed to be C++'s cleaner successor with its "write once, run anywhere" promise, only for Microsoft to come along and say "hold my enterprise license" and create what many developers consider Java's more refined cousin. The syntax similarity between them makes the "knockoff vs upgrade" dynamic even more savage. It's like watching two siblings fight where one got all the cool features while the other is still dealing with checked exceptions and verbose getters/setters.