The Evolution Of Infinite Loops

Ah, the classic programmer date format joke. When normal humans talk about perfect dates, they're thinking candlelit dinners or beach walks. But our code-addicted friend here? His brain immediately jumps to ISO 8601 (YYYY-MM-DD), the only date format that makes any logical sense in a world of chaotic MM/DD/YY vs DD/MM/YY debates. After 20 years of parsing date strings, you develop a special kind of trauma. I've literally broken up with databases over their date handling. And don't get me started on JavaScript's Date object... that relationship was toxic from day one.

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Ah, Switzerland—where they legislated against integer overflows before they legislated against bugs. The meme shows an actual Swiss railway regulation forbidding trains with exactly 256 axles because the axle counter would reset to zero, essentially making the train invisible to the system. For the uninitiated, 256 (or 2^8) is where an 8-bit unsigned integer maxes out and wraps back to zero. It's like your car odometer hitting 999999 and rolling back to 000000, except this rollover could cause a train collision. Instead of fixing the code, they just banned the edge case. If only we could solve all our debugging nightmares by making them illegal. "Error 404? Straight to jail."

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