The Evolution Of Infinite Loops

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The Evolution Of Infinite Loops

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The evolution of infinite loops in programming is like watching someone slowly lose their sanity. First, there's the naive while(1) - honest work, gets the job done. Then the galaxy brain move: while(1 || !0) because why use one truth when you can use two redundant ones? But the final boss? That #define ever (; ;) for ever macro - pure chaotic evil disguised as poetry. It's what happens when developers get too clever for their own good and decide readability is for the weak. Ten years from now, the poor soul who inherits this code will be questioning their career choices.

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