The Evolution Of Infinite Loops

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The Evolution Of Infinite Loops

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The evolution of infinite loops in programming is like watching someone slowly lose their sanity. First, there's the naive while(1) - honest work, gets the job done. Then the galaxy brain move: while(1 || !0) because why use one truth when you can use two redundant ones? But the final boss? That #define ever (; ;) for ever macro - pure chaotic evil disguised as poetry. It's what happens when developers get too clever for their own good and decide readability is for the weak. Ten years from now, the poor soul who inherits this code will be questioning their career choices.

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Behold, the evolution of a developer's brain slowly melting into absolute chaos! We start with the innocent x = 10 and somehow end up at a do-while loop that generates random numbers until the universe accidentally spits out 10. Because why use one line when you can gamble with the RNG gods and potentially loop until the heat death of the universe? The "Better" version adding ten ones together is giving strong "I get paid by lines of code" energy. The "Good" version with a backwards for loop that decrements from 0 is just... *chef's kiss* of unnecessary complexity. But the "Pro" move? That's weaponized inefficiency right there. Nothing screams senior developer quite like turning a constant assignment into a probability problem that could theoretically run forever. Your CPU will LOVE you!

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