It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature Now

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It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature Now

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The endless cycle of software development in four painful panels. QA finds a bug that shouldn't exist ("a circle in the triangle factory"), escalates to junior devs who escalate to senior devs, who finally check it out... only to casually announce "I guess we doin' circles now." No discussion, no documentation, no questions asked. The feature that was once a bug is now a roadmap item! This is basically how half the "features" in your favorite software came to exist. No wonder tech debt is the only thing growing faster than AWS bills.

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