It's Never Enough

Refactoring Procrastination Technical debt Productivity Deadlines Meetings bugs Developer life Code quality Priorities

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It's Never Enough

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The eternal escape route of every developer with a deadline. Got bugs to fix? Features to implement? Important meeting? Nah, clearly what this codebase really needs is a complete architectural overhaul that'll take twice as long as your actual tasks. Nothing says "productive procrastination" like convincing yourself that refactoring is the most urgent priority while your Jira tickets silently multiply in the background. The best part? You can justify it as "technical debt reduction" in your performance review.

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