Everyday I Will Add One Language

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10 months ago 128,078 views 2 shares

Everyday I Will Add One Language

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Ah yes, the annual gathering where programming languages come together to express their mutual disdain. Notice how the room is completely empty? That's because every language thinks it's superior to all others while simultaneously being hated by everyone else. After two decades in this industry, I've watched developers pledge undying loyalty to languages that will be obsolete before their student loans are paid off. The "I'll add one language every day" threat is just perfect - like we need another language to solve the same problems slightly differently while creating twelve new ones.

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