IT Consulting in a Nutshell

The infinite loop of meta-complaining has reached critical mass. First we had the "what's stopping you from coding like this" posts showing ridiculous setups. Then came the complaints about those posts. Now we're at the third level of inception: complaining about the complaints. It's like watching developers discover the recursion base case in real time. The sweating guy represents all of us trapped in this hellscape of recycled content, desperately hitting both buttons while pretending we're above it all. The true irony? This meme about repetitive content is itself becoming repetitive. We're just one more meta-layer away from achieving comedy singularity.

Content Get it done by Monday Ok to make cuts here and there Just make it look like it works for the demo It works right deploy it to uat by EOD

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should . This code is the programming equivalent of naming your twins "Twin1" and "Twin2" then wondering why they need therapy. Using keywords as variable names, declaring const const , setting 5 = 4 , and claiming 2 + 2 === 5 is true? This isn't just cursed code—it's the kind of abomination that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats. Future maintainers will hunt you down. Not to ask questions, but for revenge.

Content Me Who are you? I'm your abandoned project Me Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Content When you switch from C to Python Thanks guys redcoders pointers main() 200 g speed So long, partner

Content SEMICOLONS LIGHTYEAR SEMICOLONS EVERYWHERE