I've Found A Memory Leek

Content You know.. that bug you tried to fix the whole day? Yes. Thank you for the reminder, I try to sleep here. You should switch the order of the loops, then it should work muglip.com

Content I use darkmode because light mode fries my eyes I use darkmode because light attracts bugs

BEHOLD! The magnificent tragedy of WebSocket development! Your computer, a delicate damsel in distress, desperately trying to connect to the outside world while your firewall, the overzealous knight in shining armor, is LITERALLY BLOCKING CONNECTIONS FROM YOUR OWN MACHINE! The sheer audacity! It's like having a bodyguard who won't let you leave your own house because "the outside world is dangerous" — and then you realize IT'S THE SAME DAMN COMPUTER making both decisions! The digital equivalent of slapping yourself in the face and then wondering why it hurts! 💀

The ultimate conspiracy theory has been revealed—programming is just a massive hoax! According to this groundbreaking exposé, we've all been duped. Computers were meant to solve math, not be programmed. C is clearly just a letter in the alphabet that got way too full of itself. And if you need to print something? Grab a pen like a normal human being! My favorite part is the claim that optimizing CPU usage with recursive threaded methods is "nonsensical" and "deranged." Well, excuse me for trying to make my code run 0.02% faster while consuming only 99.8% of available RAM! And the evidence is damning: colored text in terminals, compilation errors, and a teapot you can't even drink from. Clearly, if programming were real, someone would have figured out how to make while(true){print(money);} work by now. Checkmate, developers.

Content high tier govt tech scholar - got cucked by government getting him to sign life away at 18 -friends back in the bay are getting 500k TC minimum while he gets the satisfaction of serving the singapore public -"ust 6 more vears and I can quit and do what i really want to do. (somenow usualls consulting or 1B! not so high tier govt tech scholar - boss is a dumbass that doesn't know anything about tech - has to find 800 differ- ent ways to politely tell him that you can't just blockchain the army - "i should have just taken loan" kernel wizard - learned how to use the dark magicks of IRC and mailing lists "'woman'? is that a linux package?" - "dont ask to ask just ask" "RTFM" "UMGTEY" buildoor - half the internet runs off librar- ies he writes -doesn't charge a single cent or throw a hissy fit or 10020 mat ware to wipe russian servers "i just wanna BUILD for gods sake" tech policy middle management - unable to communicate without using buzzwords and vague ideals "whole of govt approach to singapore's Smart Nation project, for a VUCA world -said approach is out- sourcing everything and doing just enough to fill KPI civil service "infocomm specialist" - 0 ambition, but content with iron rice bowl - bonus makes all the red-tape wran- gling worth it - pretty cozy life ngl opensource "contributor" - S github profile grade with 40 other profile README badges - 5890 commits in the past year - "add files via upload" - "update READ- ME.md" - fixed typo in tensor- flow docs, now Soft- ware Engineer at Google on Linkedin gigabrained wee - gives 0 shits, linkedin pfp is a cat- girl, github pfp is cropped hentai - author sole maintainer of criti- cal high perfor- - mance math library - terence tao level gigabrain, but uses it to debate waifus on lal project manager - SixtyNine Sigma Rainbow Belt with 800 agile cummaster certs - "guys we should try this new productivity tool i think it's quite (good!" - "let's sync up on this! - "let me touch base on this with you" 996er -grinded entire college life for a job that pays enough to rent a place where you only have to commute for 4 hours -transferred to the sg branch just to teach the quo- ta-filling local graduates how to use CICD SME slave -getting paid less than a fucking intern at a big tech company can't bring myself to dunk on this dude brun working for an SME is the biggest dunk already -get out of there NPC. i believe in you. freelance webdev - has the "freedom" of dealing with dumb clients who don't know what they want - spends more time keeping up with new js frameworks than with his friends "I think it would be better if you could make the button "pop" more." WFH remote abuser - has 5 different full-time jobs - starts work at 9am, wakes up at 2pm - does fuck all for 2 months. earns 2 months worth of pay. deis tred gels a new WALKATA MANGA wagie -getting paid too much to write CRUD apps to consider quitting -almost fired for not referring to the drone strike Al by its proper pronouns swear ill quit one day and start my own startup!!!' "founder" -never shuts up about musk or thiel, proba oly knows the exact shade of their butthol how i went from 0 to 20 ARF (169)!!" spends more time reading insight porn than actually building MyTekco HFT sellout - spent entire 4 years in uni doing nothing but leetcode - no bitches, no friends, no memo- ries, only leetcode Mason missing ou on all those fun trips. all ine time you gave uo, us so you could ored orma interview -at least you're rich enough tc afford therapy now

The innocent words "just gonna do a quick little refactor" have claimed another victim. What starts as a simple code cleanup inevitably spirals into a time-warping vortex where you're suddenly fixing "one more thing" until the office is dark and your Slack status has been "away" for 6 hours. The worst part? You'll do it again next week. Some developers say sleep is just an inefficient way to code anyway.