I've Found A Memory Leek

You start with a simple task: "Just change these two lines." Seems harmless, right? Then you hit save and suddenly your IDE explodes with notifications. 20 files changed. 73 insertions. 272 deletions. Your stomach drops faster than production servers during a demo. That "LLM" at the bottom isn't referring to large language models—it's the sound of your soul leaving your body. And now you get to spend the rest of your day figuring out which dependency you just nuked because someone thought tight coupling was a great architectural pattern. Welcome to software development, where "just a small fix" is the biggest lie since "the code is self-documenting."

The classic code review saga continues! The function claims to check if something is a valid number, but instead uses a regex that would make ancient monks weep. Meanwhile, the reviewer's profound feedback? "add period" to the comment. Because clearly, proper punctuation is what's going to save this regex abomination from summoning demons in production. Seven years of computer science education and a decade of experience just to argue about periods in comments while that regex sits there like a ticking time bomb. Priorities!

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