Visual programming Memes

The Grim Reaper of programming trends is making his rounds! First, he slaughtered Visual Programming (drag-and-drop interfaces), then butchered No-Code platforms (the "anyone can code" fantasy), and now he's knocking on "Vibe Coding" – whatever the hell that is. Probably some AI-generated garbage where you just describe your mood and it spits out broken code. Meanwhile, actual programmers are just watching this parade of buzzwords die one by one. The industry keeps trying to "disrupt" us out of jobs, but can't even get past "Hello World" without a stack overflow and three existential crises. Spoiler alert: The next door is "Quantum Emotional Programming" where your code only works if you're feeling particularly anxious on a Tuesday.

OMG, someone actually created a programming language to write code for Scratch - you know, that block-based programming tool designed for CHILDREN! 💀 The absolute AUDACITY of creating a text-based compiler with Rust that outputs to Scratch! It's like building a rocket ship to drive to your mailbox! They even had the nerve to add GitHub Copilot support and error detection like it's some kind of serious development environment! Just look at that gorgeous code at the bottom - writing actual text to generate those cute little colorful blocks with the cat mascot. It's the programming equivalent of using a sledgehammer to hang a picture frame! I'm DYING! 😭

The code blocks in this Scratch program are implementing what appears to be a doctor's appointment speedrun algorithm. Each block meticulously outlines the NPC-like movements required to navigate healthcare: door → reception → receptionist → doctor. But then the punchline hits with "I am legally not allowed to finish this joke" - implying the program was about to execute some hilariously dark healthcare system critique that would violate Scratch's family-friendly policies. It's basically the programming equivalent of self-censoring right before dropping the spiciest take on the American healthcare system. Truly chaotic neutral energy.